The REAL reason we left Etsy
💔 Why We Left Etsy (Mostly)
We blew up fast — too fast for Etsy to believe it was real.
After tons of 5-star reviews, surging sales, and a loyal community that showed up hard, Etsy decided something had to be wrong. Their response?
👉 Locking our funds for 180 days.We were punished for doing well — not for doing wrong. And there was nothing wrong.
So we built this.
The Vault lives here now. The rarest, weirdest, wildest pieces are sold exclusively on our site — no fees, no limits, no censorship.
If you’ve loved what we do, support us directly. Etsy will stay up for now, but only this site gets the real heat.
🙏 Thank you for believing in our work. Let’s keep it weird — our way.